Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
deciding wether to commit
he had come to realise
his life was pretty shit

No home, no job, no family
and fastly going broke
he would jump off a wall
smash, and break his yolk

Humpty Dumpty thought
when deciding to live or die
that his situation wasn't
quite like yours or mine

For eggs have different problems
and wont live forever
their lifespan only runs
from morning until dinner

So when the media report
Humpty had a great fall
you and I shall know
that's not the case after all

For Humpty and eggs alike
will always jump the most
because all the king's horses and all the king's men
at breakfast have eggs on toast.